SIGHT SEEING: MTV MOVIE AWARDS 2009

Such events are not in the calibre of Madam Alexandra E, but fashion must not be overlooked by the event, after all fashion screams from all corners of the globe.

My fashion tongue is for all to hear or endure.

Miss Lauren Conrad from The Hills - picture moulin rouge type can can show, bodice top with rouging mini bottom. Colour - typical black and red patterned

Hair - long mane, bed head, tossed and tousseled.

This Hills chick and former hills chick needs to stop making herself look like the 'I can look hot and sexy look'. This is my pet hate : failing to dress to impress. It just looks so obvious darling that you've tried and failed.

Some fashion lovers need to learn that they are given a certain look from the big man above, and therefore need to just work with it. Although some can pull off the 'think outside the square' and give me a 'wow' look, some just don't have that fashion flexibility.

Work with what you're given darling. You look so much more fashion worthy in 2008 at the infamous awards do.

The look this year did you no justice dear, unless it was a 'publicity stunt', a last ditch attempt to create a wow factor in case you won't be attending next year, due to your winding up from The Hills.

My lips are sealed.

Style rating:

Lauren Conrad at Mtv Movie Awards 2009 - "Smile"

Love me or hate me,

Madam Alexandra E.

fashion critic. fashion expert. fashion queen

Cheng and Choo

How fashion creative is this fashion house?. Vivien Cheng infamously revives arm candy accessories.

Vintage is what I call it, never refer to it as second hand, it makes you sound and look cheap. Vintage glamour in its own right.

Exciting and new concept, something almost too good to be discovered and shared.

To have possession of a Vivien Cheng creations, you would be stamped with a tick of approval for an eye for rare and unique fashion standouts, but not exactly glamourous or stunning. Wouldn't take months to acquire, like that of the 'power fashion houses', instead a click and skip to the http://www.viviencheng.com/ station and you should be swinging one home.

Although not exactly high end in the market of brands, Vivien Cheng and her vintage little things sit somewhere amongst my trove of things

I personally prefer the Choo's and the Chloe's, but am entitled to be flexible in my fashion taste.

Style rating:

Vivien Cheng - 'Bravo'

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Madam Alexandra E.

fashion critic. fashion expert. fashion queen

Chk Chk Cheap

Too many five minutes of fame 'lass's' wandering the streets. Pleeeeeeeaaaaase, 'chk chk boom?', who would have thought 't'shirts' are replicated with this?.

In the famous slang of Madam Alexandra E. I declare - "Chk Chk Cheap!"

Although she looks rather tv worthy, not leaning towards the ugly department of things. She at least gives some form of fashion credit to the other aspiring bogans. I think if anything, she is the cream of the crop if you pick her from the Bogan Bunch.

Maybe there is fashion hope for the Bogan community after all. If so called Chk Chk Boom chick is a bogan eye candy, then she might give some fashion lift to her fellow 'boganites'.

Smart girl for weaving the camera in her direction, I guess everyone has a dream... the big man up in the sky thought she's done her stint and now deserves her well granted wish.

Upon five minutes of fame, Miss Chk Chk Boom might say "Ching Ching K'ching $$"

Style rating:
Chk Chk Boom chick - 'smile'

P.S. My lacquer tells me, she's harmless, and might just stick around for more than five minutes.


Love me or hate me,

Madam Alexandra E.
fashion critic. fashion expert. fashion queen

SPOTTED

Sight Seeing : Well dressed man.

A breath of fresh air swept in my direction, as a known 'he specie', entered the gates of social soiree on the weekend, all stylised by a mystery unknown.

Generally clad in ill fitting, loose hanging garments, 'he specie' was whipped up into a clean, modern average beast.

No longer was he draped in gear resembling blankets, but instead, a vision of tight fitting, tailored to match fashion staples.

'He specie' is rather small in stature, small in width and well, just small.

Pity his personality didn't receive a tailored makeover.

Style rating:

Little 'he specie' makeover - 'smile'

PS. On very rare occasions do I, Madam Alexandra E. gives any tick of approval, but when fashion wanna be apprentices attempt to transform themselves to become a fashion lover, then I can at least acknowledge their efforts, "kiss, kiss darling".

Love me or hate me,

Madam Alexandra E.

fashion critic. fashion critic. fashion queen

THE VINE OF BEAUTY

Excuse my crappy photoshop fantasy of  Ribena-advert related fashion fantasy

Ga Ga Goo

Ga Ga Goo!, Goochi Goochi Ga Ga. If I'm not mistaken the infamous Lady Ga Ga, may have just created her own baby Ga Ga language. Oops, I should stop giving her ideas to start her own baby fashion line of 'bub' leotards.

Smart cookie the Ga Ga, she has reinvented, rearthed and re - dug the "weird, skimpy and space cadet look'!.

Ga Ga says her fashion is 'art', Madam Alexandra E. calls it " antics", not too fashionable for my liking.

Heeled high on my fashion throne, I shall pronounce the Ga Ga as a smart little cookie, who has diverted a majority of her famous ability from vocal to fashion " if we must call it that".

I personally call it 'smart marketing' if all else should fail she at least has something of a fashion 'thing' to fall back on. We might all be so lucky to stick around and watch her reinvent the 'g-strong', 'thong', 'dental floss', 'wedge'.

Thumbs up though, to Ga Ga, who has managed to pull of a fashion image which only other 'stardom' individuals could possibly pull off. It looks like Hollywood has gone Ga Ga.


Style rating:
leotard Ga Ga - 'curling my lips'

love me or hate me,

Madam Alexandra E.
fashion critic.fashion expert. fashion queen

YUM COMMENT

 FROZEN GRAPES ARE THE BEST TASTING POCKETS OF HEAVEN EVER!

If you have not tried chucking the grapes in the freezer and then eating them- o.m.g you have been denied the actual fruits of EDEN.

Nothing compares

nothing

to a frozen grape

( I have forgotten the importance of anything fashion -related and all my passion has been condensed like the dream I had about the universe exploding in rewind to a specific point in black space... actually if we imagine this to be the sorbet particles of a grape centre reforming  in the same way to create the perfect fruit object... well I think we have a suitable visual presentation!)

ALI- THIS IS FOR YOU