AWWW BLESS!

Berlin-based specialists in the essential inessential items have created chainmail window-wipers for the eyes! cyanatrendland.com have thankfully documented this important advance in eyewear from their last collection.
What do people need to look at anyway when they are indulging in serious introspection- I think its commonplace these days (the world is just wrapping paper to the gift of life- this is an actual TOUR DE FORCE original quote right here!).
I hope they are rust proof- or beyonce isnt going to be so fresh after sporting them as le parfait accompanyment to her new futuristic look... (she is you know)
But seriously who cares, they look amazing. Is that... Item Idem sporting a pair???

Heres some other exciting pieces- D.I.Y disaster-inspired cable necklace and mouldable napkin/purse which i think is beautifully romantic and versatile... you could put anything in there- an egg.... some dust!