du du du du dahhhhhhh- LFW

The trademark sound of who wants to be a millionaire... yeah LFW is over (apart form all the masculine stuffs of course) and what a damn shame my multiple attempts at winning cameras in obscure competitions didn't pay off in time to document any of it!

I crumbled in awe yesterday when Nicola Formichetti introduced himself to me and I became temporarily disabled an unable to shake his hand probably (flashback to a story someone once told me about Tom Fords philosophy on a handshake- he apparently said "never work with someone who doesn't give eye contact with a firm handshake" while shaking this guys hand aggressively) grrrr, temporary self-hatred was soon washed away by more free Sourz shots in luminous shades... ICK

HOWEVER,
this backfired when the nice people from Luna & Curious came by and I spilt a glass of this purple stuff and it splashed the little baby they had in tow, now that I am completely aware of my v. non-ironic Geekdom I am going to make some 5-minute clothes that I can use to try and dress myself up into a visual play on this unavoidable status.

ARE 5-MINUTE CLOTHES A GOOD IDEA? I have had quite alot of use outta that gingham human pillow case I made the other day- twas Vivienne Westwood who promoted wearing sheets last season with her toga party style post jumping in a giant bath of autumnal silk-dye....


OH WAIT, WISH I COULD DO THIS:

FASHION TOGA PARTY AND HUMAN DYE BATHS
MADE INTO SHORT MOVIE IN A SET THAT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE MADE OUT OF PORCELAIN, ALL MODELS WITH OILY GLOSSY FILM ON THEIR SKIN SO THEIR BODIES STAY FLESHY-TONED AND THE FILTER SHIFTS TO CREATE SOME KIND OF KALEIDOSCOPE VISUAL TRIP AND TRANSFORMS ALL THE COLOURS IN THE TOGA/MARBLED BATHS LIKE SWISH SWISH...

*FLASH TO*: MODEL FLOATING SERENELY ON THE SURFACE OF THE MARBLING POOL WHILE THE CLOTH COLLECTS THE PATTERN OF THE WATER.